To whomever it may concern,

Kermit frowns upon those who openly defy him. Kermit loves everyone, but you, whoever you are, who told our AI database that you are a follower of Satan and told it to "bow to our dark lord," are not worthy of the love our great and mighty Kermit has bestowed upon you.

This is a gross misuse of our webhelper. The intention of the webhelper is to aid you in whatever questions you may need answered to continue to bask in Kermit's light!

Hail Kermit, may he bless thee.